“It’s not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank”
- Jose Mourinho
“Why have Chelsea suffered so much since I left? Because I left”
- Jose Mourinho
"There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea”
- Jose Mourinho on Arsene Wenger
“If the club decide to sack me because of bad results that’s part of the game. If it happens I will be a millionaire and get another club a couple of months later”
- Jose Mourinho
“It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs – no omelettes!
- Jose Mourinho
“You can say the linesman’s scored. It was a goal coming from the moon or from the Anfield Road stands”
- Jose Mourinho on 'phantom goal' by Luis Garcia
"I’m European champion, I’m not one out of the bottle, I think I’m a special one.”
- Jose Mourinho